Dear Booze,

I miss you. It's been over four months since we've been together. It was easy in the beginning, but now I want to be with you on these hot summer nights. It doesn't help that jerkface Jason drinks delicious beer in front of me on a near daily basis. I can't wait for the day when you and I can be reunited. I hope this baby appreciates the time we had to be apart.

Love,

Mary