Friday, January 20, 2012

Hot or Not? Russell Brand

Holy cow, it looks like I have a few new readers. Thanks to Lauren for the referral on her blog and welcome new readers! All the pressure to be entertaining now! Okay, we have't done a Hot or Not in almost two years! I think I feel somewhat guilty about judging people's looks, even though I do it all the time (and you know you do too!). But there's something about writing it down and putting it out there that makes me feel like a jerk. Because lord knows, I'm certainly not perfect in the looks department. But then I remembered the point of Hot or Not: trying to understand why some people find men attractive while those same men repulse other people. We pretty much all agreed Adam Levine is damn hot though.

So today I bring you Russell Brand! Clearly some people find him attractive. I mean, Katy Perry might have a terrible singing voice and her music makes me want to poke my eardrums with ice picks, but her body is unreal. She's hot, right? Even if they broke up, she saw something attractive in him.

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And before Katy came along, he was apparently some sex addict and has slept with loads and loads of women. Even if some of them only liked him for his celebrity, surely some of them were actually attracted to him, right?
So, tell me what you think? Hot bad boy with just the right amount of scruff and grease? It's his sense of humor that turns you on, as with Andy Samberg? Maybe it's that accent? That unique sense of style?

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Nah, I think he's pretty gross. Agree? Disagree? Discuss in the comments.

Verdict: NOT HOT!

13 comments:

Sarah said...

I MIGHT be able to count him as a scruffy good looking (not my style) except for the eyes. Those are some scary orbs there. ::shudder::

jjwgal said...

Definitely not hot..quite disgusting if you ask me! :)

tdc2283 said...

Not! Gross!!

Sarah said...

GROSS TO THE UMPTH degree!

Sara said...

Gross and creepy! I can't stand his creepy eyes!

Melaina25 said...

HOOOOOT!

We all know I obviously love an accent, BUT I didn't get him at all until I saw him live. Holy f**k is that man charismatic. He oooozes sex appeal. Promise.

LC said...

Glad you got some new readers! I did too!

Ummmm...soooooooo NOT hot. At all. I mean, I love the accent because I think it is funny. Not sexy. No thanks!

Angie said...

gag. He's totally nast.

Jessica said...

I think if he cut his hair and always buttoned up his shirt, he would be hot. So I'm going with HOT since those are easy fixes.

Emily said...

I think he has potential if he cleaned up a little. Generally I think he always looks like something smells bad. Annoys the crap outta me!

Susan said...

Not hot! And Katie Perry makes me want to poke my ears out too! YUCK.

Maria said...

NOT HOT!!!!

sarasel said...

I'm in the minority because I think he's sort of hot in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Yes, I said it. He has that British rocker androgyny thing going for me that I usually love.